Now, let me go back to Saturday: my 6 mile run. Robert was out of town, so I did it by myself again. I ran at a park right next to a high school. I like to run there because there is a dirt trail that I can run on, but I can also run on pavement to switch it up. Normally I can also mix in the high school track, but they had some event going on at the time and they wouldn't let me in. Due to all the rain we've had here lately, the trail was even more of an adventure than usual; there was a new stream that cut through the path, about 3 feet wide. Someone before me had placed a rock strategically in the middle, so that path frequenters could get to the other side with relatively dry feet. It was much better than last week's run. Including the time I spent traversing the new river, I ran a 10:10 average, and I felt good the whole time.
Even on a cloudy, chilly Saturday morning, there were a good number of runners out with me. Here is my observation with runners, in general: they all take themselves WAY too seriously. One of my favorite things about hiking/backpacking is the camaraderie that automatically exists between those of us out on the trail. It is rare to pass a hiker that won't give you a head-nod, at the very least. More often, you'll get a cheerful "Hello!" and "How are you??" or "Beautiful day for a hike, isn't it?" and so on. All I want from a fellow runner is some sign of recognition that we are all out there voluntarily doing the same stupid thing for hours at a time. I feel this is especially necessary if you see the same runner more than one time during the same run, which often happens when you're both running in circles and moving in opposite directions (I mean, come on). Only one runner deigned to give me a head-nod, and that poor fellow looked like this was maybe his first run...ever. I'm sure he will soon learn to be smug and superior and will no longer return my smiles, head-nods or, when I get really over zealous, waves. And that, my friends, will be a sad sad day for me. I live in ALABAMA for goodness sake...what has the world come to if down-home southern folk won't say hello to a neighbor?
This particular [non]social experience got even better toward the end of my run, when I saw a man jogging in a Phillies shirt. I said (okay, really I yelled), "Nice shirt!" as we passed each other...nothing. I got NOTHING in return. Not even a smile. Not even eye contact. It's really not possible that he didn't hear me...we were inches from one another, and I, um... shouted at him. I then wanted to say (yell) all kinds of things that I would likely regret instantly, so I refrained (with some difficulty).
This particular [non]social experience got even better toward the end of my run, when I saw a man jogging in a Phillies shirt. I said (okay, really I yelled), "Nice shirt!" as we passed each other...nothing. I got NOTHING in return. Not even a smile. Not even eye contact. It's really not possible that he didn't hear me...we were inches from one another, and I, um... shouted at him. I then wanted to say (yell) all kinds of things that I would likely regret instantly, so I refrained (with some difficulty).
Another note about strange runners: I also saw a girl who was jogging in full make up. We're talking fake eyelashes, heavy eyeliner, blush, the whole bit. Even if it's cool enough that you won't sweat off your make-up, you look ridiculous.
Speak of looking ridiculous: Wedding dress fitting #4 was on Saturday, and it finally fits. Thank. Goodness.



